So I said I'd write yesterday but I got a little lazy so I am forcing myself to stay awake and give ya'll something new to giggle and "amen" about, so on that note, it's just going to be a quick one tonight, sorry loves. Random bruising..yeah, I remember leaving off on that note on Friday so I guess I'll pick up from there. Don't you hate it when you find random bruises on your body and you have absolutely no idea where they came from? I somehow find crazy bruises on randome parts of my body that I cannot recollect where or when I had received them. I know it wasn't some ghetto cat fight or kinky sexpeditions; so where would they be coming from? Sometimes I wonder if I'm a sleepwalker and have not know, and if so, what kind of crazy adventures do I go on, half sleeping, to receive these beautiful black and blue marks all over my body. If it was kinky sex, I would have no problem admitting to the bruises. I mean I'm all down to point to a black&blue and just be like, "yups, that's from the pink handcuffs we broke in last night" but that would be a lie. Or if I were to honestly say "yeah I punched that bitch in her nose and she managed to swing at my chin", I would have no hesitation on continuing the story, but once again, that would be a lie. So where oh where do theses random bruises come from? What kinky dreams do I have at night? Or better yet, what sleepwalking rendezvous might I be having deep in the mysteries of the night? I seriously need to tape myself for a week, and attempt in discovering the answers. What type of life mysteries do you guys encounter? Any mysterious bruising or on of my all time favorites, the disappearance of socks and panties. Yeah, another life mystery. If you feel the urge, please comment and let me know that I'm not alone. (: I'd greatly appreciate it and I'm sure I'd get a great laugh out of life's mysteries. On that note, I need to sleep. I have and early start in the morning. Remember, only God can judge me and..he thinks that I'm the shit! Goodnight and PEACE!..
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