We've all heard that saying before right? You know that one with the lemons...now how did it go again?..OH YEAH! "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade." Yeah well in all honesty, I'm a damn optimistic person and all but that is such a load of crap. That's what the Disney filled craziness is trying to feed our youth today, no wonder why unemployment is so high and infidelity is through the sky scrapers. It's that "lemons make lemonade" crap. I mean seriously? I guess whoever came up with that quote didn't think about all the "lemons" that are actually rotten. I don't know about you but rotten lemonade is just, well..YUCK! I'm getting some pruney ass lemons right now and there is no way in hell that I am going to stand here and try to squeeze the 2 drops of juice out of them to make a glass of lemonade just to have someone else come along, when I'm not looking of course, and squish it down their throat. Wouldn't that piss you off? Man, that would tip off my cup. I'm sorry I'm so cynical today, I'm so incredibly stressed. I'm stuck in a financial crisis, yeah a real lemon! I can't complain, I made this bed so now I must learn to lay in it on my own but I wish there was some small, teeny weeny, itsy bitsy paragraph of small print that would've been like, "stop, credit will get f*cked up. do not proceed, you have no money. do not party, you will fail and do not fall for the lies, he will break you." Just the story of my damn life. Most girls want to "date like a boy", we've got songs and movies and blah blah, well I've been there and done that and in all honesty, boys suck. the end. I mean didn't we think that when we were 4 or 5 or something? Why the hell did we change our minds? Boys do suck. Who said kids were dumb, they're smart as heck, it's the adults that are stupid as hell. And sadly I'm a part of that percentage. Bloody hell. Life has to do with money, which has to do with math and math has to do with numbers huh? No wonder why I am failing life, NUMBERS are the death of me. We should make life equal to umm, english, which equals to reading, which in the end will result in NAPS!! How great would that be? Pretty damn awesome. It makes sense huh?!? I know! I should used that theory for my doctorate degree. Yeah, DOCTORATE. yeah... Okay time to go mourn my life, and your future life, and your face. Remember, only GOD can judge me and he thinks I'm the shit! goodnight and PEACE! (:
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